Monday, August 20, 2007

Crappy Day


It has been one of those days....
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Cast: Ellianna... Young toddler aspiring nudist with some potty issues
Karist ..... Younger toddler with an abundance of curiosity
Mom... Stressed, Tired, seems to always be in lose/ lose situations
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Scene: hallway with fresh poop on the floor. Ellianna has stepped in it and is making the mess bigger.
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Dilemma: What to clean first? Poop in floor or Poop on Elli
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Choice: Elli because she is wiping it all over her and the floor. Move Elli to the bathroom and put her in the tub.(Devonae is watching her) Grab toilet paper and go to pick up poop mess in the hall.
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Disaster: Karist is finger painting. Don't read this next part. Karist true to form has tasted the stuff on the floor. I told you not to read it.
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Grossed out mommy puts the younger toddler in the tub too. Cleans up the even bigger mess.
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Everything is clean everyone seems to have survived.
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5 minutes later mommy picks up her freshly cleaned Karist only to find her decorated with chocolate brownie... At least she smells yummy.

1 comment:

Carrie said...

A truly crappy day. Thanks for making me want to barf. Ugh!!! Glad they're smelling better now :)

xoxo