Hacker

Here she is the child who has turned our computer world upside down.
Who knew that she was a computer genius.
Too bad her computer skills make me feel stupid.

We can not keep up with her.
She is drawn to the computer by some compelling force.
It calls her, whispers sweet nothings in her ears, tells her to ignore the people hollering in the background, "NO BUTTONS".
Karist <3 computers.

So after many attempts to keep her off and hours of wasted time trying to restore the desktop to its previous appearance we pass worded ALL the computers in the house... from an 18 month old.
Problem solved.
No more worries of deleted programs, desktop icons, and having 78 windows open at once.

Yeah right. She is a hacker and not gonna let a thing like a password stop her.

She is carefully watching.
She might not even be in the room but she is watching.
Leave your seat at the computer and she is in it in 5 seconds flat.
She KNOWS that she has to be quick before the password is enabled.
So I still get my icons deleted and buttons programed to do weird things.

To top things off she is in a nudist stage so there is a good chance that when I get back to my computer not only did she hack it but my office chair is gonna be wet too.

So when the Feds come in 10/15 years I will have to say that yes I was aware that my daughter is a hacker.

She likes the phones too... "Sir, I am sooo sorry my daughter got ahold of the phone...." Sigh.